I Have Pelikanitis

[Ed_Usinowicz]

Is there a shot for this???

Might I recommend http://www.theliquorbarn.com/berentzen-apfelkorn-liqueur-750ml/ or perhaps a shot of Prairie Fire - tequila and Tabasco. Do this a few times and then log onto eBay with credit card in hand. See how long you can do this before you 'tap out' and click the magic 'buy now' button. I can go a good solid 20 -30 minutes. Try it - see how long *you* can go. Don't this of this as enabling, think of it as empowerment.

 

Your Pal,

Lucifer