Can A Man Use Yama Budo?

[MisterBoll]

Dear Imaginary Lover,

 

How dare you leave me in the silence, my fingers white from gripping on the door frame for too long in an eager wait for your letter? I know you're imaginary but I am feeling very unloved! This is the second time I have written you for which you've returned with nothing but silence. Do you not love me? Am I not good enough for you? It pains me so to even be away from you, and every time I hug you I grasp nothing but air!

 

... Like that?

 

Yes! It would be very interesting, no? Of course we'll have to do away with the "Imaginary Lover" and use a name for added effect. The letter should be written as if it were a real letter to a real person.

 

There could be themes - A Lover Spurned, Seduced and Abandoned, The Most Wonderful Day Ever, If You Can't Live Without Me Then Why Aren't You Dead Yet, etc.

Edited June 22, 2013 by MisterBoll

[GabrielleDuVent]

 

Yes! It would be very interesting, no? Of course we'll have to do away with the "Imaginary Lover" and use a name for added effect. The letter should be written as if it were a real letter to a real person.

 

There could be themes - A Lover Spurned, Seduced and Abandoned, The Most Wonderful Day Ever, If You Can't Live Without Me Then Why Aren't You Dead Yet, etc.

 

Are we to write a love letter to a random name, or to the next person in line? I'm all up for this, as I have to write a series of what should be called "the most ridiculous series of love letters written in the 21st Century" anyway, and it'd give me practice to write love letters without laughing my head off. We can use tutuguans (and for those who don't know what that is... google it )

Edited June 22, 2013 by GabrielleDuVent

[Vendome]

Dear Ritchie Blackmore of Rainbow,

Since you been gone, Since you been gone
I'm out of my head can't take it
Could I be wrong, But since you been gone
You cast your spell so break it
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Ever since you been gone

[GabrielleDuVent]

Dear Ritchie Blackmore of Rainbow,

Since you been gone, Since you been gone

I'm out of my head can't take it

Could I be wrong, But since you been gone

You cast your spell so break it

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Ever since you been gone

 

Had no idea you were Ritchie's lover, Vendome. One learns something new every day.

[Vendome]

 

Had no idea you were Ritchie's lover, Vendome. One learns something new every day.

 

We're just good mates, but we fell out because I said Jimmy Page was a better guitarist.

[MisterBoll]

 

Are we to write a love letter to a random name, or to the next person in line? I'm all up for this, as I have to write a series of what should be called "the most ridiculous series of love letters written in the 21st Century" anyway, and it'd give me practice to write love letters without laughing my head off. We can use tutuguans (and for those who don't know what that is... google it )

 

I think random names works best. And YES to the tutuguan idea. That's great!

[MisterBoll]

Dear Ritchie Blackmore of Rainbow,

Since you been gone, Since you been gone

I'm out of my head can't take it

Could I be wrong, But since you been gone

You cast your spell so break it

Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Ever since you been gone

 

Of Rainbow????!!???? Shoudn't that be "of early Deep Purple"?

[MisterBoll]

Another thing - extra points for tear smeared ink.

[Vendome]

OK will try again...

 

 

Dear Karen Carpenter,

 

Sorry to call it a day with us but this is goodbye to love.

[Vendome]

 

Of Rainbow????!!???? Shoudn't that be "of early Deep Purple"?

 

Well it is a Rainbow song.

[Vendome]

Dear Madam,

 

It gives me great pleasure...

 

 

Yours Faithfully,

[GabrielleDuVent]

And hence we have officially established "The YB Romantic Club". Unfortunately I don't have that ink on hand. Would a similar colour do?

[MisterBoll]

And hence we have officially established "The YB Romantic Club". Unfortunately I don't have that ink on hand. Would a similar colour do?

 

We'll have to make due with what we have. I, for some reason, have no pink inks on hand. I do have blues from here to the next life though.

 

What do you think Madame DuVent?

[GabrielleDuVent]

May I suggest mixing a little? Surely 'tis not much hassle? Or we can make tutuguans optional, not mandatory.

[MisterBoll]

Someone here should be

The YB Romantic Club

Arbiter Of Style

The floor is open for nominations.

[GabrielleDuVent]

I'd nominate GClef, but alas he's not involved in this scheme. Any other volunteers?

[MisterBoll]

 

[MisterBoll]

T-shirts and iPhone covers will be available next week. Should anyone want coffee mugs please let me know.

Edited June 22, 2013 by MisterBoll

[GabrielleDuVent]

T-shirts and iPhone covers will be available next week. Should anyone want coffee mugs please let me know.

 

Now I'm not sure if we're entirely being serious! (Are we?)

[MisterBoll]

 

Now I'm not sure if we're entirely being serious! (Are we?)

 

I was joking about the mugs.