Wot it is is wot He axed me to ring THE (my speling is getting beter) guverment an tell THEM it is ok wit THE QUeen of EngilBritti Next Door.

I ringed up and de man said "Wot?"

I said "The QuEEn ringed Murphy Towers and told Master 'WAR'".

He hung up.

Mrs QUeen always sais "We Are Right" to Master when they are having a laff on de fphonne.

He musted of been a silly billy.

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