I is hiding from Him.

I luked at his pooter and saw DIRT.

This is a Bad Thing, said eRnst to eRnst (me).

I thinked I will cleen it for him.

Wit a little hammer, i opened the sides of it and washed all the little bobbly things very carfuly.

Then I sneeked away and wated to see the big smile when He saw how cleen it is.

When He Switched it on he said RUDE WORDS. Many many RUDE WORDS.

"Wot is it Master?" I saided

"There is no RUDE WORDS sound"

So now i is hiding.

luV to alll

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